very nicely bedazzled

We joked about it long enough, it was time to make dreams come true! Please allow us to introduce our first EVER pair of beef jerky underwear we call BRIEF JERKY. Note the time and care that has gone into crafting this wonderful undergarment. The attention to the properly placed groments that enhance the wearers comfort! We’ve even “bedazzled” this pair and added our Mixed Species logo on the back next to a heart of rhinestones. All in time for Father’s Day!

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