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Just got a call from the Sandy’s peeps and they would like me to bartend their Xmas party Sunday eve. It should be a hoot.

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a bottle and glass in one.

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Nov/06

7

free beer

your I voted sticker will get you a free drink down at duffy’s tonight. just fricking vote you bastards.

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Oct/06

30

bacon martini?

from here Lightly mist martini glass with vermouth, and rim the edge with bacon grease. In a cocktail shaker, mix 3oz vodka, one dash tobasco, and one dash olive juice. Shake well and strain into cocktail glass. Skim excess bacon grease from surface of cocktail. Garnish with one slice of bacon.

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Sep/06

14

beer floaties

flocculation of sedement. No worries, it is filled with vitamins and completely natural. One ounce of clear unfiltered beer has over 100,000 yeast cells in it. Although it was filtered, I bet it had sat on a shelf for quite some time. Beer continues to “settle” over time. Heavier particulates will naturally settle.

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Aug/06

23

weenie infused vodka mmmmmmm……. LOL

this is so wrong Added them to 100-proof Smirnoff vodka and let them infuse in a large jar for five weeks. The hot dogs haven’t colored the vodka in the way that lemon zest or berries do, just a slight discoloration:

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Yeah you have hot chicks dancing in short clothing, and it is prob a good drink, but bartenders around the world hate you now. I think I will join the club. Let me splain the evils of bar fruit. First as a consumer you are literally taking your lives into your own hands. Bar fruit […]

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