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Pastor Steve wondered how cycling inspires me. well besides my wonderful wife, it is a reason to keep on going. Got one of them desk jobby things. Was a bartender, brewmaster, delivery guy, all active jobs. Kinda put on the weight, tried a gym, not my kinda thing. A good friend was really into cycling, […]

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May/07

8

Mayonnaise and Beer

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar…and the beer. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise […]

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Well fuggles has not yet figured out that there is an eternal spring in said porcelian bowl, but it intrigues her. She is however amazed by my pee. Hmmmmmmm……? how do I splain this? Well I try to not let her even know I am male 🙂 , puppy teeth need not go there. But […]

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So I broke my clivacle (collarbone) 5 days ago. The first 3 days were really painful. The past two have just been uncomfortable. I will be darn close to normal withi n two weeks, prob sooner. Thing is it is just some strange bone building stuff going on. But it is getting stronger and getting […]

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Aug/06

24

quit being fricking pussies

awesome article at wired every time you are afraid a terrorist wins. every time our leaders take away one of our civil liberties a terrorist gets his wings. I am more afraid of a drunken kowala bear in a turtleneck stabbing me with a lamp than I am of terrorists. be realistic you pussies.

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So why you puttin this up on your blog? As with most, I found this on another site and thought I would share. well it is in no way to diss on those who believe, me swears. I love what religious beliefs have done for society, I also mourn what it has done to society […]

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I would suggest a bike ride or something. I sooooo wanna open up the winders and sleep with a cool breeze. Strange thing is this would be an awesome night for a cool bike ride, but I am doing some afterhours work 🙁 oh well. hope you all enjoy it.

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Jul/06

21

smooshy face guy

Well this story goes back to my bartending days at Sandy’s. I am a people person. I am not sure if it was my interaction with many different characters downtown. Or the fact that my dad is a magician and juggler, who was always there to make others smile. I learned early on that uncomfortable […]

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