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Aug/07

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woman marries her sex doll

article AMBER HAWK SWANSON met Amber Doll on January 25 and the two were married the next day in matching rented gowns at the Aladdin Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Swanson noted a few gawkers as she wheeled her bride through the casino and into the chapel, “but people who are in Vegas are […]

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Jul/07

31

vegansexuals

article A new phenomenon in New Zealand is taking the idea of you are what you eat to the extreme. Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.

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Jul/07

30

Kerry marries Martin

Article Steve Martin married girlfriend Anne Stringfield during a ceremony at his Los Angeles home, his publicist said. Former Nebraska Sen. Bob Kerrey, a friend of Martin’s, presided over Saturday’s ceremony, Alan Nierob said. Saturday Night Live creator Lorne Michaels was Martin’s best man, he said. Most of the roughly 75 guests — who included […]

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Jul/07

11

Marc the litter guy

Article Pretty cool idea, much better than panhandling and makes a difference. Marc the Litter Guy needed money to pay the rent but he didn’t want to panhandle. So the 30-year-old got some garbage bags and put a sign on his back saying he was cleaning the city for donations. “I needed to make my […]

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Jul/07

10

yea!!!! one of my balls descended

article 1,500-pound wrecking ball broke loose from a crane cable and raced downhill, smashing into several cars and injuring three people before coming to rest in the trunk of a car at an intersection Monday. The wrecking ball, about 3 feet across, was being used to demolish part of a library at Allegheny College when […]

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Jun/07

28

dam kids and their skateboards

Officer on leave after tussle with Hot Springs skateboarders Hot Springs police have placed an officer on administrative leave while they investigate an Internet video that appears to show him choking three teenagers who were skateboarding. Mayor Mike Bush said investigators have talked with passers-by and business owners who saw Officer Joey Williams stop the […]

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Jun/07

28

She forces me to play with my wii

“you gonna play Zelda, you gonna play, you get over here and play….” Zelda the twilight princess is an awesome game. It is a bit involved and takes a really long time to beat. I am just about 1/2 way through it and have already clocked in 30 + hours of play time. I have […]

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Cycling `repair squad’ takes to the streets over slow expansion of bike lane program The first time the group struck was on May 30. The gang spray-painted an illegal bike lane in the Annex, between Spadina Ave. and Bathurst St., along Bloor. To make the paths appear legitimate, painters stencilled the city’s bike lane logo […]

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