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Jan/07

25

Never give an iguana Viagra

article ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) – Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days. Veterinarians at Antwerp’s Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal’s problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good […]

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Jan/07

18

sports guy gets busted with some weed

tricky water bottle filled with pot. dude makes 130 million and smuggles weed in a really dumb way? Dude tape it to your balls like the rest of us.

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avg 12.7 over 1,000 miles. show off

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Jan/07

5

porky pooch?

FDA approves drug for obese dogs how American 😉

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Dec/06

24

mummy found with bag of pot

from here Archeologists found the mummy most intriguing because a sack of marijuana leaves was found buried alongside the corpse. charges being considered 😉

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from here December 10, 2006 — Police and firefighters yesterday rescued a Long Island man who had been trapped in his bedroom for four days after piling up a 7-foot-high mountain made up of bags of his own feces, jars of urine and other debris. An officer responded to Charles Ruoff’s dilapidated home in Centerport […]

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Dec/06

6

fart brings down a plane

article do I need a fart category? hat tip happylittlethings.com Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for […]

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Dec/06

4

my fingers are cheezy

A cargo container that apparently fell from a ship washed up on the Outer Banks of North Carolina on Thursday and spilled thousands of bags of Doritos brand tortilla chips on the beach. People collected the chips, which were apparently still fresh due to their airtight packaging. It was unknown which ship had lost the […]

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