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Apr/10

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Ordered pinball 101 / Film baby funny

I finally purchased Pinball 101 from film baby. They sent me a email saying they shipped it. It was quite amusing.

Please rest assured that we’ve taken great care in the shipping of your DVD.

We hold true to an ancient DVD shipping tradition passed down for over 5000 years. This very intensive practice is only achieved after years of training, meditation, purity of mind, and deep breathing exercises.

After a rigorous 17 step process of verifying the authenticity of your DVD, we donned silk gloves and placed it into a sacred box made of magic and lined with Unicorn fur, tied the box with a strand of Gypsy hair, and wrapped the whole thing in a snazzy looking faux gold leaf paper, with elm leaf inlay from Costco. Unfortunately, by the time it gets to you, all of that fancy stuff will likely have been picked clean by the greedy postal service employees. Please don’t be surprised to see just a plain cardboard box.

Been working on skills a lot recently. I fire up a pin, load up 4 credits, and get the ball down at the flippers and just pass it between the filppers over and over. When it gets out of control I work on getting back. It is a lot of fun and has really helped a lot. Folks on the arcade forum said this is the best tips and tricks vid out there.

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