Indeed, you may be surprised to learn how your favorite celebrities and role models are using blood! Bill O’Reilly drinks hot infant’s blood every morning instead of coffee. He states, “Fresh-squeezed is best!” John Ashcroft luxuriates in a bath of Virgin’s Blood every fortnight; he swears it keeps his thoughts pure and his 137-year-old skin soft and supple.
I have absolutely no clue WTF this is about.
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